squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

(Source: chrismaggio)

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

condamn:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

hello

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: carlop)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(Source: schneiderisms)

tyleroakley:

I am Kerry Wheeler.

(Source: sambrero)

orhideas:

i found my ‘cool quotes’ notebook hah