giveme-brandy-onmybreath: daisyfairy: boxofpoptarts: tin-pan-ali: awhisper-acapella: daisyfairy: i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love “Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.” “A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.” “Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?” I...
teachmyskin: JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
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i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
englishman-at-heart: rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 It will always be too soon.
purpleturtlezflrs: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: peetasfakeleg: onlyeverrory: why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia because it does their job better than them my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need